vriska’s entire character arc is just. its the trolley problem only instead of picking a way to flip the switch she tries to derail the cart because she thinks she can outsmart it and it flips off of the rails and kills everyone on both paths and also her and shes like. take that trolley problem. i win because i didnt CONFORM to your stupid RULES . bitch.

being aware that your behavior is shaped by childhood experiences is so cringe every time i notice it im like ooo look at her can't even get over what someone told him when she was 7. grow up

a little obsessed with these I won’t lie

Artwork by Kristina Bustamente from 2014, she was a storyboard artist on Family Guy at the time!

one thing about tumblr users isthat they love to disagree with posts. another thing is that they love to do is disagree with things that were not even in the post as if they were

this is just absolutely not true. people do not normally drink printer ink.

Computer please show me robots gay kiss. Please.

Please.

hi im the computer. you're getting that :)

Somewhere in the cloud, Saint Turing is smiling down on you and your request.

robots gay kiss real :]

my brain just spat out what is simultaneously the best and worst potential end credit scene for fnaf

a bunch of cops are surveying the inside of the wreckage of freddy's. there's dead bodies. they're taking pictures. chatting amongst themselves. whatever. one guy in a detective style trenchcoat is standing off to the side. his back is to the camera. one of the cops breaks away and approaches the detective guy.

"so, what do you think happened here?"

"i'm not sure."

the entire audience freezes in horror as they realize. they know that voice. the camera pans around to face the guy, and slowly. matpat removes the sunglasses he's wearing indoors.

"but i have a theory."

smash cut to black. the theater collapses, killing me, in the audience, instantly--

When the pee sesh so good you start cumming!

Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9

having boobs is so great

Didn't notice the GLARINGLY OBVIOUS change, and was instead desperately looking for the "had to do it to em" guy

My CHRIST WAS A DRUID bumper sticker has been responsible for provoking several fender benders against myself. Thankfully this was all foretold through divination before I put the sticker on and thus the surprise of each incident was far lessened.

Into the jermaverse